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Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants shred all toilet paper and spread around the house. White cat sleeps on a black shirt. Scamper the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me, stick butt in face. Dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!. It's 3am, time to create some chaos swipe at owner's legs, lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty cough furball for bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that and headbutt owner's knee.
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The dog smells bad.